i’d take the cash and spit in their drinks
I fucking hate customers like this
Also unless you’re just getting like a few drinks, five is a shitty tip.
Honestly if I knew beforehand that the max tip u were gonna give me would be five bucks you’d get the most minimal degree of service I could provide.
Don’t do this. This is the most disrespectful thing on earth.
Wait staff are not your fuckin playthings for you to toy with and torment for pocket change worth of money, jesus fucking christ
everybody please stop being dicks to wait staff and retail workers ffs