lordhellebore:

muse-of-wilted-roses:

tiptoe39:

Couldn’t stand that fic?

Think that fanartist draws your favorite character all wrong?

Wish you’d never hear about your least favorite pairing ever again?

Ask your doctor if Shutting Up ™ is right for you!

From the makers of Self-Control and Being a Decent Person, Shutting Up™ is the revolutionary new treatment, clinically proven to make sure you don’t end up looking like a heartless dickbag! Shutting Up™ will help you discover a whole new side of fandom – a life where you seek out the things that appeal to you and leave everything else alone. Nobody gets hurt, and everybody wins!

Users of Shutting Up™ may experience some temporary frustration and feelings of disgust. This is normal. Supplementation with Talking Privately With a Sympathetic Friend™ may ease those symptoms.

Long-term side effects of Shutting Up™ may include perspective, a sense of belonging, and a deep understanding that not everything in the fandom world is within your control or meant for your personal enjoyment. Shutting Up™ has been known to cause flare-ups of peace, friendship, and positivity. Not recommended for cases in which you actually like things and want to leave positive feedback.

Try Shutting Up™ today, and see how fandom can become a better place for you!

*Not available on anon memes.

Okay but are we talking about NOTPs of personal preference or NOTPs that are abusive and toxic

You’ve not yet understood how

Shutting Up™

works. Try again.

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