the-chosen-half-of-one:

Writer: So we hear you like this character

Me: *Cautiously nodding*

Writer: *Brings character into scene* go ahead, it’s okay, nothing bad will happen

Me: *Cautiously gets to know character*

Writer: See, they’ll be fine!

Me: *Throws caution to the wind and falls head over heels in love with character*

Writer: And when I say ‘fine’ I mean a fine target for my wrath!

Writer: *Crushes character with bare fist* *shoots arsenal of weapons at them* *fires a dart into their eye* *kills their puppy* *stabs their heart* *poisons their tea*

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