Writer: So we hear you like this character
Me: *Cautiously nodding*
Writer: *Brings character into scene* go ahead, it’s okay, nothing bad will happen
Me: *Cautiously gets to know character*
Writer: See, they’ll be fine!
Me: *Throws caution to the wind and falls head over heels in love with character*
Writer: And when I say ‘fine’ I mean a fine target for my wrath!
Writer: *Crushes character with bare fist* *shoots arsenal of weapons at them* *fires a dart into their eye* *kills their puppy* *stabs their heart* *poisons their tea*