Roommate: You know that Nietzsche quote you like about how the possibility of suicide is comforting?
Me: “The thought of suicide is a powerful solace. By means of it one gets through many a bad night.”
Roommate: Yeah. I feel that way about the possibility of calling in sick and skipping work.
Me: The thought of calling in sick is a powerful solace. By means of it one gets through many a bad day.

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