people who don’t own cats: cats are so aloof… they just keep to themselves and don’t care that you even exist
cats: hey! hey! hey! hey! pay attention to me! hey! why aren’t you looking at me! hey! hey! if you don’t pet me right now i’ll freakin die! hey! heeeyyy!!!!
So true…usually also accompanied by…
cat: *crash* you didn’t look at me good enough.
i love my tiny destructive house goblin