heteromanticmarkiplier:

There’s four kinds of gays.

1. “I want to live in a huge high rise apartment with my future partner that looks over the whole city so I can see the city lights at night”
2. “I want to live in a secluded little cottage in the woods with my partner, surrounded by woodland and nature, so that we wake up to the sounds of animals in the morning”
3. “I want to live by a beach so that my future partner and I can take long walks at sunset and go swimming in the waters whenever we want”
4. Lesbian farmer aspirations

wait i’m all of these