honestly 2017 has been such a ride that the pentagon just admitted they had a ufo department and the head of it says they found aliens and I’m just like “hm. okay I guess”
You gotta wonder what they’re preparing us for.
we’re all waiting @ 2017
why is the hover text on this XKCD comic from 2011 such a mood
they knew and they didn’t warn us
2016: fearing your favourite celebrity is dead when you see his name trending
2017: fearing your favourite celebrity is a rapist when you see his name trending
Every newspaper headline for the last year has been the headline a time traveler sees when he gets back to the present and realizes he did something terribly wrong.
in fairness I’m in the History fandom and we’d been waiting a while for a new season
this season is bullshit, though. all the characters are unlikeable, the writing is terrible, and the plotting is shoddy.
NASA: we used to have 9 planets but we now only have 8
Pluto: Stop telling everyone I’m not a planet!
NASA: Sometimes we can still hear its voice
Look, I’m not saying that demoting a planet named after the Roman god of Death stoked his rage and brought down on us his vengeful fury and retribution but…
*gestures at everything*
Finally, an explanation.
Pluto is, if anything Lawful Lawful and would support the proper taxonomy and classification of planets. It’s kind of his thing.
me in 2017 getting buff, staying hydrated, shit talking trump, and taking my medication: this is all for you carrie
TV writers aren’t allowed to kill any major characters in 2017. I’ve had enough.