raedmagdon:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

brookietf:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

androxibot:

an-old-school-butch:

eazzy–pink:

curseworm:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

lord-kitschener:

That headline was a wild adventure from start to finish.

the bad sex awards are my favourite literary prize tho

i dont want to live anymore

Her pussy tasted like anchovies and her butthole smelled like tobacco. This is what straight men think is sexy and erotic.

If this man is married I feel so so SO sorry for his wife…

I had to put down my phone and walk around the room to calm down.

If I had to see this Monstrous Crime then you all have to suffer with me

LMAO

S I N

IF I HAVE TO SEEE THIS HORROR SO DO YOU.

DON’T NOBODY EVER COMPLAIN ABOUT MY SMUT AGAIN.

taranoire:

foundlingmother:

I’m thinking of starting a petition to replace all white cisgender male writers and directors in the MCU with Griffin McElroy. I doubt he wants the job, but boy do I trust him with a narrative. 

Everyone should listen to The Adventure Zone.

there’s only one white man i trust and it’s that sweet baby brother and 30 under 30 media luminary griffin mcelroy 

I’m trying to think of a white man I trust who isn’t gay. Surely there must be one.

foundlingmother:

I’m thinking of starting a petition to replace all white cisgender male writers and directors in the MCU with Griffin McElroy. I doubt he wants the job, but boy do I trust him with a narrative. 

Everyone should listen to The Adventure Zone.

I don’t know his work, but this is probably a good idea.

ironmess:

the funniest thing about asking for representation is that the antis will tell you that it is better a good character than a character thats solely their gender and sexuality. tell me antoher caracteristic of every male protagonist of mainstream action films other than masculine hetero macho man

batlesbo:

dr-archeville:

mossghoul:

titangelion:

what the fuck is with men and how they write women taking showers honestly. like all of that back-arching mouth-half-open luxoriously-running-fingers-through-hair shit. straight dudes thinkin girls are like damn-near climax from just being naked, whats w/ that

from now on the only female shower scenes ill accept involve either; a).

sitting in a ball on the shower floor or b). standing completely still while staring into the abyss absentmindedly and scratching your ass. anything else gets a 0 and a “see me after class”

Men who do this refuse to conceptualise female nudity as anything other than a sexualised performance designed to titillate them. They feel so entitled to our private lives that they create this horrible, voyeuristic fantasy whereby everything we do (even when completely alone) is about being sexy for them. This in turn informs fantasies whereby they seek to violate our private lives through surveilling us, whereby they see our desire for privacy as nothing but a conscious, coquettish refusal to titillate them.

In writing us this way, they deny us our humanity by denying that we ever exist and think and feel externally to them.

Oglaf, “Rivulets” [source]

Perfect use of Oglaf’s wonderful strip 🙂

inkskinned:

Me: oh oops I almost drank my paint water lmao

The pretentious man writing my life: this is what drove him crazy about her, her wildness, her insanity. One moment she was peaceful, the artist in her nest – the next, she dived into chaos, dined on it, challenged it. Just when he thought he understood her, she moved to again rewrite her definition, always unknowable, always glittering like the ocean, hinting at a story yet untold, laughing at a joke not meant for him, her eyes twinkling with secrets and humor and the otherworldly feminine. She was surrounded by color, loved it so much she tried to pour it inside of her, tried to poison herself with it, tried to paint even her organs. He wanted to kiss her, to entangle that art into his own skin – but the moment was passed. She was again order, peace. The chaos ceased. He didn’t even get to touch her boobies.