TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.

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Talk about rolling with it

You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?

You ever fuck up so bad you become a Chinese emperor?

Me: *puts Chinese movie into the DVD player*
Roommate: I bet I know how this is going to end! “Life is sad. Don’t overthrow the Emperor.”
Me: No spoilers.