I just checked Facebook and there was a headline:

Police Find Jaguars Running Back Asleep Inside Car Sinking Into a Pond, Reports Say.

There was no photo so I spent a couple of minutes trying to figure out how jaguars could be both running and asleep at the same time, and also how jaguars could run inside a car.

Finally I clicked and there was a photo of a football player and all was clear.


Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: British Villains Jaguar Commercial
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: British Villain/OC
Characters: Tom Hiddleston character/OC, Tom Hiddleston
Additional Tags: Jaguar’s Good to Be Bad Commercial, british villains, Business Associates, I don’t know how to tag this, mentions of past rape, tailored suits

So. This was inspired by a Super Bowl ad. Yep. That Jaguar “Rendezvous” commercial, featuring Tom Hiddleston. Tom’s teaser clip, “Business Associates.” The evil, delicious laugh. It was supposed to be a little PWP, written for…I don’t even know. It turned into something that’s else. An encounter at a crossroads, a luxury car, and choices to be made in the morning.

It’s good to be bad.

Someone wrote fic based on the Jaguar commercials. *dies of squee*

Jaguar (4247 words) by djarum99 [AO3]