acemoppet:

revolant:

like i know there are a lot of fics out there where other vulcans are all “oh man, jim kirk’s so freakin HOT how’d spock get in his pants” but IF ANYTHING it’s actually the reverse. spock shows up on vulcan one day with Jim on his arm and all the other vulcans are OUTRAGED. They’ve spent years mooning (logically) over spock’s flaxen bowl cut. his dark eyes. his slightly lax emotional control that gives him just a hint of the “bad boy” vibe that we all know vulcans secretly go wild for. Sarek receives like a thousand bonding proposals a year from VSA graduates who all have google alerts set to notify them when spock gets a new xeniobiology article published. and then they find out. that the object of their (totally logical) affections. had the equivalent of a las vegas wedding with the human captain of his starfleet ship while in the middle of a five year mission. vulcans may be too logical to riot but on that day, a good many vulcans had to meditate for an extra hour or two just to contain their rage

I don’t even watch Star Trek but damn

ravenamore:

unpretty:

unpretty:

unpretty:

punsbulletsandpointythings:

unpretty:

today at goodwill i found a kirk/spock au where kirk is a lowly redshirt

Okay no but this book.

Do you know how fucking long I hunted for a copy of the first edition of this book? I can’t remember the specifics, it’s been ages since I read it, but in the first edition it had some line that was basically confirming Kirk/Spock that was removed after the first printing.

oh my god are you telling me i found a piece of fandom history and i had no idea

I AM BACK AT GOODWILL AND IT’S STILL HERE AND IT’S A FIRST EDITION WITH GAY STUFF???? IT’S A DOLLAR?????? I’M

it starts out with wholesome hand-holding and boyfriends worrying about each other

they’re in an au now and kirk is an angry ensign with a drug problem

“being the top felt weird and wrong”

SOMETHING STIRRED INSIDE HIM

no matter the universe kirk can’t keep his shirt intact

THIS IS WHERE SHIT GETS REAL Y’ALL I CAN’T

THE MIND MELD IS BARELY EVEN A METAPHOR

KIRK WAS ASKING FOR IT

aaaaaaaaaaah

this is the best dollar i have ever spent and yes that includes bearllionaire

I’d heard about this as some sort of fandom urban legend – everyone heard about it, no one seemed to have hard copy. Nobody was sure if it was some unpublished fanfic, a first draft, vanity press, whatever.

And it’s real.

deheerkonijn:

maximumdarkwarps:

rabbitnebula:

Jim, he was planetside for like 24 hours — get it together dude!!!

Or, the “sweetheart I missed you” passage, ft. Jim’s fixation on Spock’s slender fingers caressing things and presumably fantasizing about other things Spock’s slender fingers might caress.

(The Tears of the Singers)

“Kirk to Enterprise.”

“Spock here.”

20 minutes later

“You hang up.”

“Negative, Captain. You hang up.”

“No, you hang up.”

omg lmao its too real!!!!!!!!

withbrokenbones:

Reading fandom history wikis gives me respect for those pioneering women who saw Spock and Kirk and were like: They need to kiss. We should write them kissing.

50 years on and people are still writing about space husbands. It’s wonderful.