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tilthat:

TIL the Han Dynasty was founded by a sheriff who was transporting convicts when several escaped. Knowing the punishment for this was death, he freed the rest and organized many into a rebel band, eventually going on to help overthrow the ruling Qin Dynasty and install himself as Emperor.

via reddit.com

Talk about rolling with it

You ever fuck up so bad you overthrow a Chinese emperor?

You ever fuck up so bad you become a Chinese emperor?

Me: *puts Chinese movie into the DVD player*
Roommate: I bet I know how this is going to end! “Life is sad. Don’t overthrow the Emperor.”
Me: No spoilers.