mosellegreen:

Today I went to the main fansite for my previous fandom for the first time since Loki poked me in the chest with his Glowstick of Destiny and I just felt so soothed. I had forgotten what it was like to feel happy because of my fandom. To be able to peruse stuff from it without being terrified.

Also, I think there’s an argument on a rant I wrote a while back and I’m just covering the screen with my hand while I click away.

I just realized that our favorite deity, Loki, has rewarded all of us who are faithful to him by making us all smarter, nicer and better looking than everyone else. Science has proved this.

I’ve been looking at posts about favorite characters and so many people are complaining that their faves died in canon and I’m just like, You have no idea how lucky you are.

I just had to stop watching a show because a minor character endured a fate similar to that of Loki in TDW and I explained to Roommate that it was “too close to home”.

Apparently I now consider Asgard “close to home”.

mosellegreen:

I’m watching Curse of the Golden Flower right now and all I can think of is Loki watching it and freaking out because this family dynamic is all too familiar.

Though Odin must’ve sugar-coated it better than the emperor in this movie did, or Loki’d’ve killed him a thousand years ago for treating his mother like that.

Another movie Loki should never watch: The Lion In Winter. Three princes jockeying for their father’s throne. Yikes.

I’m watching Curse of the Golden Flower right now and all I can think of is Loki watching it and freaking out because this family dynamic is all too familiar.

Though Odin must’ve sugar-coated it better than the emperor in this movie did, or Loki’d’ve killed him a thousand years ago for treating his mother like that.

By the way, if anyone’s wondering, I just checked and Loki is still the awesomest awesome to ever awesome.

Asgardian Asks

makerofrunevests:

  1. Who is your favorite Asgardian?
  2. Which is your favorite Thor movie?
  3. Do you think Loki is a villain?
  4. What is your Asgardian OTP?
  5. What song do you most associate with Thor?
  6. What song do you most associate with Loki?
  7. What song do you most associate with Frigga?
  8. Who is your least favorite Asgardian?
  9. Gungnir or Mjolnir?
  10. Who is your favorite maker of Asgardian fanart?
  11. Favorite helmet?
  12. Which of the Warriors Three and Sif do you identify with most?
  13. Which Asgardian do you think is the most perilous?
  14. What are your wishes for Thor: Ragnarok?
  15. What Asgardian blogs are your favorites?
  16. Which Asgardian do you want to hug most?

1. I hate all Asgardians. (Loki’s a Jotun. Asgardians are all jerks.)

2. The first one.

3. No.

4. Before TDW, it was Thorki. Now it’s Frostiron. No one in Asgard is worthy of Loki.

5. It’s So Easy When You’re Evil

6. SO MANY. Let’s just go with “Castle” by Halsey.

7. I don’t have a Frigga song.

8. Odin.

9. Gungnir.

10. Too many to pick just one.

11. Loki’s, duh.

12. I hate all three of those jerks. Even before TDW made me hate them all… well, I guess before it would’ve been Volstagg. I also like kids and food. I don’t really have anything in common with the rest of them.

13. Odin.

14. For Thor to get down on his knees and beg Loki’s forgiveness and thank him for everything Loki’s done for him, and then commit redemptive suicide saving Loki’s life.

15. Too many to pick one.

16. Hug an Asgardian? I’m not suicidal. Besides, my back might hurt their knife.