Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones
i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out
Major Corporation Wants To Know What Its Customers Want; Wait, No, Not Like That
i need these things. get on it!
This is all I have to say
I truly don’t give a fuck what anyone disagreeing with me has to say just make a separate post instead of flooding my notifications, thank you
Bruce: I got Netflix for you like you asked!
Clark: Oh awesome! I’ve been mooching off Lois’ account for years so this’ll be nice.
Bruce: Wait, what do you mean account?
Clark: Her Netflix account
Clark: Like her profile? I wanted an account of my own. They’re like, $8.
Bruce: Ohhh. You wanted… an account on the service..
Clark: Yeah, what did you think I meant? Wait what did you buy?
Bruce: … Netflix
I’m good, thanks.
Body: no! I refuse to do this activity!
Me: you have to!
Me: yes or I’m taking away your 24 hour nap sessions!
Body: alright fine *moves arm slightly to turn up netflix*
FBI agent monitoring my computer: get the fuck off Netflix and do something for a change I never get to leave my desk because of you
netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’
These magical socks ensure you don’t miss a minute on Netflix
Just when you thought you have seen it all in the wearable space, Netflix goes and introduces socks that pause shows when you fall asleep. Just before the holidays, Netflix released instructions and templates for a DIY project to knit and connect socks so that they detect when you are sleeping to pause your favourite show on the popular streaming service.