For a study I’m doing: Tag your zodiac sign, your hogwarts house, and whether you’re a cat person or a dog person
“Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.”
Ravenclaw: But no one will see it happen…
Slytherin: Does someone have to?
Step 1: Buy a bunch of the black bath bombs.
Step 2: Invite your friends over for a pool party.
Step 3: Before they arrive throw in the bath bombs and submerge yourself.
Step 4: Emerge like the hell being that you truly are upon their arrival.
Step 5: Get new friends because you’ve probably scared them off.
Step 6: Repeat steps 1-5 until you have surrounded yourself with a group of friends who appreciate your dramatic entrances.
How you see yourself when you’re sorted into Slytherin
How everyone else sees you when you’re sorted into Slytherin
Bonus edit for the notes achievement of Marvel Edit 13 .
Marvel Edit 22/?
Slytherin: Okay google, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?
Google: The best revenge is letting go and living well.
Slytherin: Bing, how do I get–
slytherins: *have no role models. i mean no role models. regulus black is seen as a death eater, snape is an abusive bastard, draco isn’t given redemption, andromeda is hardly mentioned. no role models*
slytherins: *work hard all year, about to win, and still lose the house cup*
slytherin first years: *belittled when sorted. they’re eleven years old*
slytherins: *always suspected, undermined, and pitted against the rest of the school*
slytherins: *booed at every Quidditch match*
slytherins: *excluded from the only redemption they can have- fighting in the battle and dumbledore’s army*
slytherins: *expected to fight in the battle anyways and treated like fucking terrorists when they choose not to for fear that they’ll be fighting their parents, friends, and family*
slytherins: *automatically taken to mean death eater*
slytherins: *always pitted against the rest of the school and portrayed as terrible people even though they face discrimination and harassment*
Gryffindors: WHY ARE ALL THE SLYTHERINS MEAN TO US? WE’RE SO NICE!! *uwu*
Hufflepuff: …So what’s it like dating Slytherin?
Gryffindor: Once, I asked them for a water while they were pissed at me, and they brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait.”
Gryffindor: Why are you such an asshole?
Slytherin: Genetics and environmental causes
I think Voldemort wasn’t very Slytherin. A true Slytherin would have become the Minister of Magic, consolidated his power, and then changed the world to suit his beliefs. what Voldemort did -fighting outright- was totally a Gryffindor move.