kattahj:

impalaanddemons:

hishap:

impalaanddemons:

Also: Whenever I hear a guy go “Oooh, but women don’t like porn” i think of the enormous amount of porn in fandom created by women for women and all I can think is: “Well, maybe we just don’t like your porn…”

We like our porn with feelings and character development and regular updates on AO3

this is the best reaction so far. 

“Tantsnusk”, “filth for aunties”, has been used in Swedish as a (derogatory) genre term since the eighties. Jackie Collins, VC Andrews, Jean Auel… Your grandmother has been devouring porn for nearly forty years or more.

And that’s not even touching on the Swedish children from the seventies and forward, who got access to Hans-Eric Hellberg’s “Kram” (”Embrace”) books in late elementary school and entered puberty already well versed in “porn for children”. (I think that tagline was dropped from marketing of the books in more recent decades. *g*)

tennants-hair:

so someone at school asked me if i watch porn and i said no and she was like ”you don’t have to be such a prude”

bitch

you asked me if i watch porn not if i read it because lemme tell you

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peaceheather:

mosellegreen:

interstellaireylo:

imonlyhereforspacejews:

interstellaireylo:

foxesdance:

dvrksister:

mujaween:

mujaween:

Published erotica: terribly written, costs money

Fanfiction on ao3: Free, isn’t affaid TO JUST USE THE WORD ‘COCK’ FFS

“His genitals, his privates, his hot length, his trobing rod, his magic meat stick-”

Me, in tears: Just say cock

u forgot tumescence 

Turgid protrusion.

Foxesdance no

Fanfic is guilty of these sins. When I was young, about eighteen, I was writing a fic with someone and she…she fucking. Wrote this gem:

“I want you to put your tongue in my field of strawberries.”

You bring up a damn good and horrifying point. One time I was reading one and the man told his partner to “sing for him” when she came.

Jade pagoda.

(That’s from paper-era Kirk/Spock.)

Some of that stuff is from ancient Chinese erotica, like I *know* Jade Gate is one of them for “vagina”. I just went to look up more and found out that “clouds and rain” is a euphemism for sex between a man and a woman. 

Do you have a link for this vital information?