I finally watch the prequels

Me: …So they send a hot teenage girl and a red-blooded teenage boy off together with no grownups and stand there saying they “hope” neither of them does anything foolish? Do they not know about, you know, teenagers? Hormones? That whole heterosexuality thing which is rampant throughout the universe?
Roommate: Yeah, but… Yoda said so. So blame Yoda, basically.
Me: Oh, right, that fan theory you told me about, how Yoda doesn’t understand human physiology and didn’t see the problem.
Roommate: There wasn’t a swamp handy, what could they possibly get up to?